A blog for everything my Facebook page can't handle. For every thought that crosses my mind. For every stupid-ass things that can't pass my lips.
A blog for me and mine. And the one I wish was mine.
About me: I'm 19...I dink but I'm not an alcoholic.. I smoke on rare occasions... i love to eat... I hate sappy love songs.. I support gay rights... I'm anti-abortion but pro-divorce..I'm a HOPELESS romantic.. I love puppies, sunsets, blue, music that makes profound sense and reading.
I saw some of my married friends…………. Holy crap, their life force have been sucked dry!!!!!!
Google for my brain, anti-virus for my heart and photoshop for my face…
*things I need
applicable to all genders
OH SHIT!!!! WATER! NOTHING TO DO HERE
Just a thought, I know something that lives in Bikini Bottom and is super absorbent. and it’s not Spongebob. Its a tampon
There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel…. And sometimes its from a freight train.
YOU KNOW YOUR TEACHER HAS IT IN FOR YOU!
when it comes to love people always make it a duel between Head vs. Heart
so, the seat of your memory and emotions, the regulator of your body functions, thoughts, actions, planning, reasoning, movement, orientation, perceptions, processing, recognition, coordination and breathing
VERSUS
A muscle that pumps blood through out your body.
He said he still loves me and he says we can still be in a relationship but he also said it wasn’t a good idea
and all I wanted to say was
I do not enjoy violence, but if I could, I would go Mortal Kombat Brutality on your ass.
Imagine if Gandalf, Obi wan Kenobi and Dumbledore were the Administrators of your school… …Would you dare skip class?
The thing is I cannot be “just friends” with you. Because whenever I see you I want to kiss you, whenever I think about the other girl, I wanna break her face, and whenever I think about you doing the things we used to do with her, I wanna shoot you both where you stand.
How it felt like watching Hot Problems
Just think about it this way, ex boyfriends are like food, they may leave you in the end but when they do, THEY’RE NOTHING BUT SHIT and you’ll feel better.
food analogy:
-when you eat, you love it
-When you digest, a part of you regrets it but you feel contented anyway
-when you poop, its uncomfortable, causes effort and may sometimes hurt like hell.
*feel free to insert innuendos and other green minded meanings…. because I intend for you to do so*
